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Think differently.
Say less.

The shit you want to say…
but don't.

Shop the drop

Welcome to the honest side.

No filters.
No fake positivity.

Just real.

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4 pieces. The ones people actually ask about.

Think Differently, Say Less Tee — black crew neck, front: Think Differently, Say Less. / back: Eye of Horus

Think Differently, Say Less Tee

Less noise. More intention.

$28 Buy Now
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people... / ...WTF? Tee — black crew neck, front: people... / back: ...WTF?

people... / ...WTF? Tee

We've all been there.

$28 Buy Now
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BE HONEST. Hoodie — black hoodie, front: BE HONEST. / back: Take your own advice. It's always that simple.

BE HONEST. Hoodie

Take your own advice.

$52 Buy Now
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Well...? Hoodie — black hoodie, front: WELL...? / back: WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO NOW?

Well...? Hoodie

Exactly what we're all thinking.

$52 Buy Now
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Pick Your Mood.

8 pieces. Every feeling covered.

SMILE Hoodie — navy, front: SMILE. while you still have teeth / back: SMILE even if you dont

SMILE Hoodie

Front & back. Both counts.

$55 Buy Now
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I'm Fine Tee — white V-neck, front: I'm fine. / back: KEEP IT MOVING.

I'm Fine Tee

Say less. Move anyway.

$35 Buy Now
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My Dear Hoodie — black/gold, front: My dear. / back: Why the fuck not?

My Dear Hoodie

No reason needed.

$55 Buy Now
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1-800 YOUR FAULT! Tee — white V-neck, front: 1-800 YOUR FAULT!

1-800 YOUR FAULT! Tee

Blame it. Wear it. Move on.

$35 Buy Now
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Kick Rocks! Tee — white V-neck, front: Kick ROCKS! in mint/black

Kick Rocks! Tee

You heard me.

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One Foot at a Time Hoodie — black, front: ONE FOOT at a time.

One Foot Hoodie

Just keep going.

$55 Buy Now
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I Tried Tee — black crew neck, front: I tried. in white script

I Tried Tee

Some days, that's the whole story.

$35 Buy Now
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I Love You Hoodie — heather gray, front: I love you / back: I still do. ...fucker.

I Love You Hoodie

Soft words. Sharp truth.

$55 Buy Now
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Signature Option

Add our subtle Eye of Horus — a symbol of awareness, protection, and seeing things clearly.

Placed discreetly, it's there if you want it… and easy to leave off if you don't.

Coffee & Sunscreen.

Mugs & hats. Start every morning right.

Evil Eye Mug — Black with gold and green evil eye design

Evil Eye Mug — Black

Gold & green. Every sip protected.

$20
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Evil Eye Mug — White with blue evil eye design

Evil Eye Mug — White

Blue eye. Clean look. Still watching.

$20
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Eye of Horus Mug — Black with lash and swirl eye design

Eye of Horus Mug — Black/Gold

Black. Gold. See everything.

$20
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Eye of Horus Mug — White with dark green design

Eye of Horus Mug — White/Green

White. Dark green. Quiet presence.

$20
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Eye of Horus Mug — White with gold Eye of Horus design

Eye of Horus Mug — White/Gold

Light mug. Sharp meaning.

$20
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Eye of Horus Hat — Black with gold emblem

Eye of Horus Hat — Black/Gold

Low key. On purpose.

$25
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Eye of Horus Hat — White with green emblem

Eye of Horus Hat — White/Green

Clean look. Sharp meaning.

$25
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Built for people who don't just pick one.

🚚 Free shipping on orders over $75

Bundle

Tee + Mug

Say less. Wear it. Sip it.

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$43
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Any 2 Tees

Because one isn't enough.

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$50
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Hoodie + Tee

Comfort and truth.

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$72
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Hoodie + Mug

Quiet presence. Daily reminder.

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$65
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Best Value

Full Set — Hoodie + Tee + Mug

The whole mindset.

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$89
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You don't need to explain it.

If you get it—you get it.

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